Paolo Maldini: SPF Smotherer Convert
As Signore Maldini proved on the sidelines of this past weekend’s AC Milan v Juventus match, it’s never too late to work a daily dollop of sunscreen into one’s grooming regime. And in our bedroom eyes,...
View ArticleKickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Setting the tone for things to come, how opportunistically great is this Kickette Army soldier girl’s epic photobomb? Saturday - Joining the illustrious cast of “WAG: The Musicial” is Michael Chopra’s...
View ArticleXabi Alonso: Black & White Bossypants
Image: Hugo Boss Espana. Ever since the womb and all the way to the tomb, Xabi Alonso is a boss. But now, he’s a Hugo Boss. Yum diddly dum. Asking our usual multiple choice questionnaire is pointless...
View ArticleKickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Oh, hai there. Image: EFE. Saturday - Our mums always said don’t let a guys’ wrinkled clothes or dodgy bull fight hairstyles fool you because it’s what’s inside their pants and underneath their shirts...
View ArticleYoann Gourcuff: Counting Down The Trophee Des Champions Days
Here’s a splendidly fluffy-haired clip of YoGo discussing the Trophee Des Champions in his native language. The middle bit goes completely over our English-as-a-first-and-only-language heads, but what...
View ArticleCrocked: Yoann Gourcuff
Images: OLWeb. Time for us to add another name to our treatment table queue, Kickettes: Monsieur Gourcuff. Over the weekend, we watched in delight as Lashes writhed on the ground 12 minutes into Lyon’s...
View ArticlePhoto Call: Xabi Alonso For Emidio Tucci
Image: Hoymujer.es. There’s only one reason to go to a press conference, and it sure ain’t for the news. This afternoon Emidio Tucci, the Spanish label of El Cortes Ingles department stores, announced...
View ArticleWTF Files: Our Server
Having trouble accessing the site? That’s because our server left early to get a good spot at the pub before the Chelsea/Manchester United match and after Frankenstorm hit. Apparently we’ve been...
View ArticleBelated Birthday Wishes: Xabi Alonso
Images via Facebook. Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you’ve had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully defending the SNT’s European...
View Article
